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life sucks take drugs
10:50 p.m. @ Wednesday, Sept. 02, 2009

^Title is duly credited to Liyan for intellectual property issues haha.

Today a soon-to-be (in about 5 years' time, thereabouts) doctor told me "LIFE SUCKS!!!"

And i found it extremely funny HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

What greater irony is there, for a doctor who's trained (very arduously and painfully) to preserve and save lives, to say that life sucks?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!! Does anyone else find this totally hilarious!?!

Haha i wonder if doctors wonder this, while they're in the middle of administering CPR or saving someone crashing into v-fib (fancy words i learn from House), that "... Life sucks." then "Oh crap. What am i doing now? Why am i saving him? LIFE SUCKS!!"

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Anyway today i also heard a rather novel joke from Audrey.

"My favourite transport is BMW. Bus MRT Walk."

Hurhur.

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And i think readings make me a worse reader. HAHAHA crapshit. Now i read like:
Read 1 line skip 2 lines.
Read first and last lines of each para.
Pick out keywords, and guess overall meaning.

And i really need to get Political Science and Sociology textbooks. ARGHHHHH enough procrastination. No wonder i'm so free.

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