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The Cough, MMI's Many Mysteries, SMU interview & start of Nats09
9:33 p.m. @ Monday, Apr. 13, 2009

Today i found out that i passed my cough to Alex. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! It was damn funny when i walked into office this morning and he greeted me with a damn nasal voice and said "... Thanks for spreading your cough to me ah..." And i think this cough kinda works like the curse in The Ring coz i feel like i'm getting better, hurhur.

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And today there was another MMI Mystery. HAHAHAHAHA THIS WAS SERIOUSLY DAMN FUNNY OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And of all things, it's about a toilet seat.

Actually when i first came in to MMI, i noticed the plastic toilet seat was a bit cracked. Cracked, but still usable. Then gradually in the next 2 months, the crack grew larger and finally it broke. Broken, but still usable.

Then one day last week, Patrick came out from the pantry (pantry is the thoroughfare between office and the toilet) with this worried expression on his face and he said that the toilet seat is cracked. And with the funniest worried expression (he has the best facial expressions, man) he was frowning and looking so confused and worried and said, "It's painful, raight??" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and i guessed he meant being kiap-ed by that crack when getting up. Which i kena-ed in my first few days and thus learnt to avoid it from then on.

So the next day when he and Zi went out to Mustafa to get something, he also bought a toilet seat back. And left it in the pantry temporarily, before he gets time to set about changing it.

Then one day we realized EH the seat is changed! So we were thinking "Well done Patrick!" and then Patrick came out of the pantry with a happy expression and said "Hey someone changed the toilet seat already! Who did my job for me? :D" and we're like :| So today i asked Alex if he did it, and he said no; Dalong only just got back from reservist, he has a valid alibi; and thus by elimination and logical deduction, that leaves the Maid who comes in to clean every Friday.

BUT SOMETIME IN THE AFTERNOON, I NOTICED AN ANOMALY. I came out of the toilet, entered the pantry, and realized 'EH HOW COME THERE'S A MUSTAFA PLASTIC BAG WITH A NEW TOILET SEAT THERE AH?!' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG that moment of revelation was hilarious. And i was laughing uncontrollably like an idiot by myself, and probably had a damn weird expression when i came out of the pantry.

Wah damn funny...

I couldnt verbally tell it to Liyan coz i would explode into laughing fits again so i typed it to her on MSN and we went to investigate again. Hahaha omg...
Final hypothesis: Mr Ng instructed the Maid to replace the toilet seat, she didnt know that Patrick already bought one, so now we have an extra toilet seat sitting in the pantry.

This case makes it the 3rd MMI Mystery HAHAHAHAHA!
The 1st being The Mystery Of The Missing Trafficlight (the ice-cream)
Prime Suspects: Mr Ng, Dalong.
Status: Still unsolved.
And the 2nd i cant remember leh! But i have a vague impression that it's solved. HMMM what is it ah Liyan?

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Ok SMU interview tomorrow. Actually i'm quite excited about it, and i wonder how it'll be like. Hurhur i haven gone for an interview in a long time. The last 2 were like SIS's group interview with Sirui and Korean Dude, and Cindy's extremely informal ECO's interview. HMMM.

Liyan told me that someone from her school is also down for interview at SMU tomorrow, and she's a model. HAHAHAHA so i said "Wah lau. I hope they dont judge us based on looks," and Alex burst out laughing + coughing.

Ok sleeping soon.

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OH YES today marks the start of this year's National Schools Track and Field season. I can totally imagine CCK stadium, the call-room area near the basement carpark, the buzz of things, the smell of counterpain... Haii the flesh and heart are willing but the schedule is tight. Right now the most feasible slot is Friday morning, means i go down to the stadium before i go off to MMI. Which also means i'll prob be there at about 7.15am till about 7.45am. HMMM. I think i'll make it just in time to meet them while they're warming up. :)

ANYWAY today's C Div Javelin girls. Thanks to Carissa for updates. CONGRATULATIONS to Jo Yee 2nd, So Phia 4th and Lan Ying 8th zomg all 3 in Top8! That's good, seriously, not just not bad. :D RJcat isnt updated yet so i dunno the distances but still, WELL DONE *clapclapclap*

Ok damn tired, crashing out now.

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