Today's joke came at about 5.45pm, when it was most unexpected.

Mr Ng was clicking around on his laptop, and he grunted, "Where's my excel??"
I heard it as "WHERE'S MYSELF"
And he went on saying "WHERE'S MYSELF? WHERE'S MYSELF?? I CANT FIND IT! *click click click*"

Turned out he was trying to find the Microsoft Excel program. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIKE THE WHOLE PROGRAM. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HE COULDNT FIND IT FROM HIS START MENU. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA omggggg.

Ok it's probably not very funny reading it like that, but i was laughing so hard until i teared. And i continued laughing to myself like an idiot as i left office and kept hearing Mr Ng's gruff voice in my head saying "WHERE'S MYSELF?!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG...

Kk you must imagine his face and his posture slumped in front of the computer, his hand on the mouse and clicking around, and looking at the screen from the bottom half of his specs (as older people do) and repeating endlessly "Where's myself... I cannot find it..."

Alex daoed him, and Liyan was just getting up to help, and i was the only one who heard it as "myself" and was shivering in my chair with stifled laughter. Then i typed on MSN and then Liyan started shivering with me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. But she still helped him anyway and then he grunted in the same gruff tone, "Aah, finally found it," or something.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg...

Anyway during the day i forgot what exactly was it, but i think Dalong cracked a lame joke, and Liyan and i replied "Err............." and Alex just daoed him.

And 5 seconds later, Mr Ng burst out "HAHA!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?!?!?!?!!